Vtipy
Eržika se ptá: "Mamo, co je to ta svatební noc?" "To je to, když ti tvůj Dežo dá to svoje nejcennější tam, co ty chčiješ."
"Mamo, Dežo by svoje adidasky nikdy nedal do dřezu!"
Dežo:"Cigan pojčej mi tepláky."
Druhy cigan:"Nemužu, taky sa žením"
V cigánské rodině. Mama říká: "Na výplatu budu mít víc prachů, tak si koupíme prase a konečně se pořádně nažerem!"
Všichni slintají, v tom matka vrazí nejmenšímu facku, že se zastaví až o zeď. Táta na to: "Hej, co děláš?"
A mama na to: "Už jsem ho viděla, jak to žere bez chleba - parchant!"
V autě sedí Jožo, Dežo a Laco.
Otázka: Kdo řídí?
Odpověď:
Policie
Na úřadu práce říká úředník cikánovi: "Máte mobil?"
Cikán: "Ne, ještě vám leží na stole."
Přijde cikán do obchodu a ptá se prodavačky: "Máte tady ten výrobek, který se jmenuje stejně jako já?"
"A co máte přesně na mysli?"
"No přeca Dežo Dorant."
Jede vlak po kolejišti a najednou odbočí do lesa. Příjde policista a začne vyšetřovat. Ptá se strojvedoucího co se stalo a on na to jedu a najednou vidím ležícího cigána na kolejích. Tak proč ste ho nepřejel? Já jsem chtěl, ale ten kokot zdrhnul do lesa.
Víš, proč dělaj bílý fidorky? ........................... Aby se cigáni nekousli do prstu
Víš,proč jezděj cikáni v autě se zavřenýma okýnkama? ... Protože si myslej že ten smrad jde z venku.
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