Vtipy
Eržika se ptá: "Mamo, co je to ta svatební noc?" "To je to, když ti tvůj Dežo dá to svoje nejcennější tam, co ty chčiješ."
"Mamo, Dežo by svoje adidasky nikdy nedal do dřezu!"
Dežo:"Cigan pojčej mi tepláky."
Druhy cigan:"Nemužu, taky sa žením"
V cigánské rodině. Mama říká: "Na výplatu budu mít víc prachů, tak si koupíme prase a konečně se pořádně nažerem!"
Všichni slintají, v tom matka vrazí nejmenšímu facku, že se zastaví až o zeď. Táta na to: "Hej, co děláš?"
A mama na to: "Už jsem ho viděla, jak to žere bez chleba - parchant!"
V autě sedí Jožo, Dežo a Laco.
Otázka: Kdo řídí?
Odpověď:
Policie
Na úřadu práce říká úředník cikánovi: "Máte mobil?"
Cikán: "Ne, ještě vám leží na stole."
Přijde cikán do obchodu a ptá se prodavačky: "Máte tady ten výrobek, který se jmenuje stejně jako já?"
"A co máte přesně na mysli?"
"No přeca Dežo Dorant."
Jede vlak po kolejišti a najednou odbočí do lesa. Příjde policista a začne vyšetřovat. Ptá se strojvedoucího co se stalo a on na to jedu a najednou vidím ležícího cigána na kolejích. Tak proč ste ho nepřejel? Já jsem chtěl, ale ten kokot zdrhnul do lesa.
Víš, proč dělaj bílý fidorky? ........................... Aby se cigáni nekousli do prstu
Víš,proč jezděj cikáni v autě se zavřenýma okýnkama? ... Protože si myslej že ten smrad jde z venku.
Komentáře
Přehled komentářů
https://careers.swissre.com/search/?q=kan%20man%20k%C3%B6pa%20viagra%20i%20polen.%20apotek%20hjorten%20online.%20k%C3%B6pa%20%F0%9F%8D%96%F0%9F%A7%B4%F0%9F%8C%81%20www.LemonaidHealth.shop%20%F0%9F%8C%81%F0%9F%A7%B4%F0%9F%8D%96%20viagra%20i%20london.%20billigare%20alternativ%20till%20viagra
https://jobs.yara.com/search/?q=k%C3%B6pa%20viagra%20p%C3%A5%20apotek.%20%C3%B6ppna%20ett%20apotek.%20viagra%20%F0%9F%94%A8%E2%A3%91%E2%98%B0%20www.ZavaMed.store%20%E2%98%B0%E2%A3%91%F0%9F%94%A8%20best%C3%A4lla%20storbritannien
Break-up
(Trulk, 25. 11. 2020 12:51)
My exhusband is at a non paid work plus I am unable to goto work as it wouldn't be well worth every penny like
https://divorceronline.com/arizona/arizona-divorce-online/
Xrumer 19.0 + XEvil 5.0 lámání více než 8400 Typ CAPTCHAs
(aNatashaFaw2125zk, 22. 11. 2020 10:34)
Absolutně nová aktualizace balíčku SEO / SMM "XRumer 19.0 + XEvil 5.0":
captcha řešení Google, Facebook, Bing, Hotmail, SolveMedia, Yandex,
a více než 12000 dalších kategorií captcha,
s nejvyšší přesností (80 až 100%) a nejvyšší rychlostí (100 img za sekundu).
Můžete připojit XEvil 5.0 k nejoblíbenějšímu softwaru SEO / SMM: XRumer, GSA SER, ZennoPoster, Srapebox, Senuke a více než 100 dalších softwarů.
Zájem? Existuje spousta nepřehledných videí o XEvile na YouTube.
Hodně štěstí!
Which your favorite music company? I like MOJOHEADZ.
(FententactHep, 19. 11. 2020 7:35)I like MojoHeadz. https://musicfromla.blogspot.com/2019/09/mojoheadz-records-is-defining-techno.html Whether partying on dancefloors in Ibiza, Miami, LA or any other rave destination, chances are you've had a Mojoheadz release hypnotize your senses.Check this out review!
bo sot hem
(bosothem, 12. 11. 2020 22:50)
bo sot hem Bò Sốt Hẻm
https://bosothem.com/
0935901505
BÒ SỐT HẺM tìm đối tác mở quán BÒ SỐT HẺM tại 64 tỉnh thành Việt Nam
Công ty sẽ setup toàn bộ mọi thứ như bàn ghế, chảo, bếp, dụng cụ, bảng hiệu
Công Ty TNHH Bò SỐT HẺM
Số ĐT:0935901505
What record label do you like? I like Mojoheadz.
(FententactHep, 11. 11. 2020 14:11)I love MojoHeadz. https://mojoheadz.tumblr.com/ Ever since Mojoheadz records catapulted its way onto dancefloors around the world, Mojoheadz has been evolving and expanding at a rate that’s been a joy to watch.Check it out reviews!
protein per kilo aperca.se
(aperca.se, 7. 11. 2020 7:33)
Usually I do not learn article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very compelled me to check out and do it! Your writing taste has been amazed me. Thank you, quite great article. bandbe.aperca.se/map9.php protein per kilo
Hi! Only from 18+!
(Sandrageamn, 6. 11. 2020 10:44)Here loveawake.ru you are waiting for interesting Dating only for adults!
azilopar.se frisör storgatan strängnäs
(azilopar.se frisör storgatan strängnäs, 5. 11. 2020 6:43)
Amazing issues here. I'm very glad to peer your post. Thank you a lot and I am looking forward to touch you. Will you please drop me a e-mail? frisör storgatan strängnäs azilopar.se/map30.php
bobbys hГҐrstudio prislista munhea.se
(munhea.se, 4. 11. 2020 9:14)
You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be actually something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me. I'm looking forward for your next post, I'll try to get the hang of it! quiro.munhea.se/map2.php bobbys hГҐrstudio prislista
lanba.se hepatit b vaccin kostnad
(lanba.se hepatit b vaccin kostnad, 4. 11. 2020 4:20)
Hey there, You've done a great job. I will certainly digg it and personally recommend to my friends. I am confident they'll be benefited from this web site. hepatit b vaccin kostnad lanba.se/map4.php
proteinpulver fГ¶r kvinnor aperca.se
(aperca.se, 4. 11. 2020 0:51)
Do you mind if I quote a few of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your weblog? My blog site is in the very same area of interest as yours and my users would certainly benefit from a lot of the information you present here. Please let me know if this alright with you. Regards! kinsl.aperca.se/map7.php proteinpulver fГ¶r kvinnor
comment prendre soin de sa femme munhea.se
(munhea.se, 2. 11. 2020 21:02)
Good post. I learn something totally new and challenging on sites I stumbleupon everyday. It will always be helpful to read articles from other writers and practice something from other web sites. compe.munhea.se/map9.php comment prendre soin de sa femme
oratrg.se
(oratrg.se, 2. 11. 2020 15:03)
Everything is very open with a very clear description of the challenges. It was definitely informative. Your site is useful. Many thanks for sharing! oratrg.se/map26.php instant spray tan
psa värde 100 aperca.se
(aperca.se, 2. 11. 2020 7:21)
We're a bunch of volunteers and starting a brand new scheme in our community. Your website offered us with helpful info to work on. You have done an impressive process and our entire community might be thankful to you. bandbe.aperca.se/map10.php psa värde 100
falu energi fiber munhea.se
(munhea.se, 1. 11. 2020 8:11)
I truly love your blog.. Pleasant colors & theme. Did you create this website yourself? Please reply back as I'm wanting to create my own personal website and would like to know where you got this from or exactly what the theme is called. Kudos! asla.munhea.se/map3.php falu energi fiber
probduo.se
(probduo.se, 1. 11. 2020 2:38)
I do not even know how I finished up right here, but I thought this publish used to be great. I do not recognise who you are but definitely you are going to a well-known blogger in the event you aren't already. Cheers! probduo.se/map17.php flickor utan trosor
hvor mange frisГёrer er der i danmark aperca.se
(aperca.se, 31. 10. 2020 11:32)
Hi there, I discovered your blog via Google at the same time as searching for a related matter, your site got here up, it appears great. I've bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.
Hello there, simply turned into alert to your weblog thru Google, and located that it's truly informative. I'm going to watch out for brussels. I will appreciate in the event you proceed this in future. Numerous other folks will probably be benefited out of your writing. Cheers! stagc.aperca.se/map7.php hvor mange frisГёrer er der i danmark
takbox mekonomen kvalitet munhea.se
(munhea.se, 30. 10. 2020 20:05)
What's up, I want to subscribe for this weblog to take hottest updates, thus where can i do it please help out. loqua.munhea.se/map8.php takbox mekonomen kvalitet
smuts under naglarna aperca.se
(aperca.se, 29. 10. 2020 17:24)
You should take part in a contest for one of the greatest websites on the net. I most certainly will recommend this website! sacki.aperca.se/map8.php smuts under naglarna
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61
online purchase Generic Neurontin no prescription
(imifsshoons, 2. 12. 2020 21:17)